What kind of runner am I?

I'll often read articles or blog posts about the speedsters vs. the purist trail ultra runners (Max King or Sage Canaday vs. Anton Krupicka or Joe Grant as examples). All of this classifying makes me think that I, as an ultra runner, need to be one or the other (identity crisis?).

A "Speedster" usually comes from a successful marathon career ready to increase distance. Track workouts are enjoyable to them, they savor the taste of lactic acid, use speedometers, monitor mileage, and even wear watches!

The "Beardies" don't do any of those things. They track vertical miles and sometimes time spent training. They feel the rocks and foliage with their finger tips and write deep blog posts about the pine needles on the trail. Every run is a carb depletion run because heaven forbid a minimalist carries the appropriate calories for a 6-7 hr. jaunt in the mountains.

I am a blended runner. I like to know how fast (or slow) I am running, I sometimes run on the road, I even do certain workouts on a treadmill oh..and get this I am now doing strength training. That doesn't mean that I can't relish in drinking sketchy unpurified non glacier stream water, or stop and marvel over fresh bear scat or even poke at it with a stick to see what it had been eating (grateful it wasn't me). I don't wear a watch in fact I don't wear much at all. I have been known to run through the woods scantily dressed hollering like moguli the man cub. I soak up beautiful views like the romantic I'm not even if my Garmin (that I never wear) doesn't auto pause.

Who am I as a runner? Not sure. Maybe I am a unique hybrid and that is why I suck at racing. In nature hybrids are usually inferior to the "pure" species (racing tips are very welcomed!). Or perhaps there are lots of runners like me. Guys who enjoy all aspects of running. I believe in utilizing my mortal tabernacle to the fullest, on a treadmill, track, road, trail, no-trail, mountain bike, or precipice. I think what is important is that there is one thing that brings us together at the starting line, a love for human locomotion.